He is the view!
100% Breakup Rate
(Of couples who walk past him)
Gravity
(It actually centers around him)
Friend Zone
(A place he has never visited)
0 Sunglasses Removed
(Strictly for your safety)
THE MAN. THE MYTH. THE MAGNET.
He is the only man whose pheromones have their own gravitational pull. He once walked into a room of supermodels, and they asked to take a picture with Him. He does not have a "type." He is everyone's type.
He is The Most Interesting Man on The Internet.
He is the only man whose pheromones have their own gravitational pull. He once walked into a room of supermodels, and they asked to take a picture with Him. He does not have a "type." He is everyone's type.
He is The Most Interesting Man on The Internet.
A Brief History of Romance
Legally, He is required to wear sunglasses at the beach, not for UV protection, but to prevent mass fainting events.
He has never been "left on read." When He texts, phone batteries spontaneously charge just to deliver the message faster. He once accidentally opened a dating app, and the servers crashed from the sheer volume of immediate "Super Likes."
Documented Effects on Womankind
On Navigation: When women use GPS, it tries to reroute them to his current location.
On The Friend Zone: He invented the "Friend Zone" simply as a crowd-control measure.
On Photography: Supermodels do not pose for the camera. They pose in hopes that He might glance at the photo later.
On Heartbreak: He once rejected a woman so politely, she thanked Him and named her firstborn son after Him.
On Eye Contact: He is the only man who can make eye contact with a mannequin and make it blush.
On Biology: His charm is the only known cure for a headache.
His Philosophy
"I don’t always chase women. In fact, I never do. It would be unfair to the ones already catching up."
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"Please observe quietly. While he is not easily startled, prolonged eye contact with the subject has been known to cause spontaneous infatuation. Proceed with caution."
The "Incident"
It started as a quiet afternoon. He merely intended to stretch his arm after saving a sea turtle. Unfortunately, the resulting flex generated a localized pheromone shockwave that drew in observers from three neighboring resorts. He politely stood still for 20 minutes so they could soak it in before returning to his swim.
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